Friday, 13 September 2013

Olympus has Fallen


Basically a two hour long advert for Gerard Butler’s career, this film, of which he is a co-producer, sees him play Mike Bannon, a washed up bodyguard rotting away in the U.S. treasury.  When his president falls apart by being taken hostage and all the president’s men get killed trying to put him back together again it’s up to Mike to save the day the American way, i.e. running around shooting everything, before nuclear armageddon sets off.

 

Cue two long hours of mindless violence where everybody tortures everybody else, but saves the real humiliation for the top woman in the film who gets beaten up and damm near stripped as the film seemingly tries to tell women that all their freedoms only exist because of male sufferance.

 

Forget patriotism, forget plot, forget Morgan Freeman or Aaron Eckhart, because this film isn’t about any of those things.  This film is about how quickly Gerard Butler can kill North Koreans and how messy a process he can make it.  The other White House gets taken down film this year, appropriately named White House Down seems just as bad, though at least the plot is a little more plausible.  So whatever you do, wait for that one to come on Netflix or into the bargain DVD section.  Don’t waste any money on Olympus has Fallen.

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