Friday, 13 September 2013

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones


Let’s face it, if Episode II had been about Yoda painting his hut and Dagobah and tending his swamp garden, it would still have been miles better than the train wreck inside a sinking ship that was Episode I.  Here Anakin has to keep Padme safe from his own raging hormones while Obi-wan heads off to get an accent in posh accents from Count Dooku as played by Christopher Lee rather than Daffy Duck.

 

Boba Fett and his dad are in this one along with loads of proto-stormtroopers and octopus druids.  Lots of lightsaber, nice battle at the end and a trademark scene of an arm being cut off from Mr Lucas make for a wonderful film if you’ve sat through a four hour long History exam and would have been happy if someone told you the evening’s entertainment consisted of hanging upside down until you had a vision of pixies dancing around a campfire or passed out from the blood rushing to your head.

 

Beyond that Samuel L. Jackson sports a purple lightsaber but fails to make the grade required for Snakes on a Star Destroyer to become a film.  Still we get to see some baby Star Destroyers and Ian McDiarmid plays up the machiavellian Palpatine exquisitely to make this film the best of the prequels.  A nice fare for a Sunday evening when your girlfriend/progeny are recovering from your ranting about how Episode I was the greatest crime in cinematic history.

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